Ch. 171 - The New Year's First Bang Is About to Drop
It's Perfectly Normal for my Slime to beat up a Dragon, Right?This chapter is broken. Please report this on discord.
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Hssss—
One of the Level 9 Fire Snakes hissed frantically, as if transmitting some kind of signal.
In moments, seven or eight Fire Snakes converged near the Slime, jaws gaping in unison as a red glow ignited within.
They were about to unleash their skills!
The Slime charged fearlessly, barreling straight into the swarm.
Its Charge duration was terrifyingly long!
Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle!
In an instant, streams of scorching flame erupted from the Fire Snakes' mouths, the temperature horrifyingly intense.
Die, you oversized blob!
Savage glee glinted in the snakes' eyes — they could already picture the Slime charred to a crisp.
And yet—
The Slime continued snoring peacefully, its massive body plowing straight through the inferno.
Between the System's amplifications and the Fire Resistance Potions, the Slime's elemental resistance was extraordinarily high.
It was, without question, an absolute tank of a contract spirit.
BOOM!
The lead Fire Snake let out a wretched shriek as it was launched clean into the sky.
"I'm sending you to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"
Chen Shu prepared to instantly kill the leader first.
The Slime spat a blast of wind from its mouth and, riding the remaining momentum of its Charge, took flight!
BOOM!
The Fire Snake, which had barely started falling, was rocketed upward again.
The Slime was relentless, using its flight ability to batter the snake higher and higher.
Blood sprayed from the Fire Snake's mouth as it reached a terrifying altitude of several hundred meters.
The Slime landed safely and didn't bother with the snake anymore. A fall from that height meant it was done for.
Just then, Charge expired, leaving the Slime stuck in place.
The speed potions had helped somewhat, but the Slime was still agonizingly slow without Charge.
No Charge meant it was basically disabled — that was the Slime's one glaring weakness.
The remaining eight Fire Snakes circled the snoring Slime warily.
They exchanged a single glance.
The very next second, they made the most sensible decision of their lives.
Book it!
Meanwhile, the trio watched the battlefield from above.
"Chen Shu, be honest with me — how the hell did you raise that thing?"
Xie Sunan stared down, eyes swimming with disbelief.
The Slime had a low potential rating. Logically, the higher a Beast Tamer's level, the more it should fall behind higher-rated contract spirits.
But from what he was seeing, Level 9 A-rank spirits were still nothing but little brothers in front of this thing.
"It's all about heart!" Chen Shu declared. "The power of love is limitless!"
"Oh, give it a rest!"
While the three of them bantered, the Slime's Charge had finished cooling down below.
BOOM!
The Slime rampaged across Taiping Mountain like an unstoppable tank, grinding trees to splinters — nothing could slow it down.
Eventually, the surviving Fire Snakes retreated into a massive cave in the mountainside.
"You're just digging your own grave!"
Chen Shu flashed a grin and sent the Slime charging in.
Barring any surprises, the fight would be over in three minutes!
However — a mere ten seconds later — the Slime came rocketing back out. Clearly, there had been a surprise.
"Holy crap, Chen Pi! That was fast! You already finished them off?"
Xu Xingxing and Xie Sunan's eyes went wide, stunned at the Slime's apparent efficiency.
"Finished my ass!"
Chen Shu's expression froze, something heavy settling into his gaze.
"Are you blind?! The Slime's butt is charred black!"
He sent the Slime into a full-speed Charge, heading straight for the trio's position.
At the same time, his eyes locked onto the cave mouth.
The Slime right now was unquestionably the strongest existence below Black Iron rank. There was only one thing that could hurt it:
A Black Iron-rank Fierce Beast!
Hsssss—
A bone-chilling hiss echoed from the cave. An enormous serpent emerged, its body covered head to tail in crimson scales.
It swayed its massive frame, eyes brimming with murderous fury.
"Shit! A Black Iron Lord!"
Chen Shu cursed under his breath. The mission had been rushed — the Spirit Suppression Bureau hadn't gathered accurate intel before posting it.
Then again, a Fierce Beast swarm appearing on Blue Star was a dire emergency.
Hssss! Hssss! Hssss—
Just as the trio prepared to retreat, even more terrifying hissing erupted across Taiping Mountain.
Red snake heads poked out from cave openings all over the mountainside.
Moments later, hundreds of Fire Snakes were slithering across the mountain, swarming after the Golden Slime in a frenzy.
"Xiao Xing, get ready to bolt!"
Chen Shu called out. A Fierce Beast swarm this massive was way beyond the scope of a million-yuan job.
No amount of pay made this worth it!
The Mutant Thunderbird let out a sharp trill, wings flaring as it dove toward the Slime at top speed.
The moment the distance closed, Chen Shu recalled the Slime.
BOOM!
Then, in an instant, a massive snake head came smashing toward them.
Luckily, the Mutant Thunderbird's speed was no joke — it narrowly dodged the attack.
The Fire Snake Lord reared skyward with a shrieking hiss, its body erupting in red light, as if charging up a devastating finisher.
"Retreat!"
The Thunderbird beat its wings hard, carrying the trio upward.
Right then — a new set of options appeared before Chen Shu's eyes.
Ding!
[Option 1: Retreat from Taiping Mountain — survival comes first!]Completion reward: Two Tier-2 Green Leaf Flowers
[Option 2: Abandon retreat — prepare to kill!]Completion reward: Explosion Potion (Mini Concentrated Version) (will automatically expire in three days)! If the Fire Snake swarm is successfully annihilated, bonus reward: Explosion Potion
[Option 3: Report the Fire Snake swarm's situation to the Spirit Suppression Bureau!]Completion reward: Slime's Strength +5%
Chen Shu's expression went blank for a heartbeat — then his eyes took on an almost holy light.
The moment the Explosion Potion appeared, every other option lost all meaning...
Two months since Frost Canyon. The glory was about to be reprised!
He knew it. The New Year's first bang was about to drop!
"Xiao Xing, stop!"
Xu Xingxing shot him a confused look, not understanding what Chen Shu was up to.
Chen Shu threw his head back and roared: "Brothers! Prepare to kill! I repeat — PREPARE TO KILL!"
Both of them froze solid. "Are you fucking INSANE?!"
There were hundreds of Fierce Beasts down there, plus a Lord-rank Fire Snake.
But the instant Chen Shu spoke those words, a small vial had already materialized in his System Space.
A grin spread across his face. Like a magician, a tiny bottle appeared in his hand.
When they saw the grey liquid inside—
Both of them went rigid, eyes blown wide, frozen on the spot.
"You... you..."
Xu Xingxing's mouth moved but couldn't form a complete sentence.
Chen Shu's grin widened as he twirled the little vial between his fingers.
The Bandit's aura instantly leveled up!
"Bro — this isn't an Alternate Dimension. This is Blue Star!"
Xie Sunan's mouth twitched. "You're committing a fucking CRIME, you know that?!"
Last time, the Explosion Potion had wiped out a sixth of Frost Canyon. The place was still closed off.
If this went off inside Nanjiang City, there'd be mass casualties. He'd literally become a terrorist.
"Relax, I know what I'm doing."
Chen Shu waved a dismissive hand.
"Heh... heh..."
The other two let out dry, hollow laughs. If you had any sense of proportion, Frost Canyon would still be open.