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Murphy's Law puts it well: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
The second he saw Chi Yueshan.
Lu Xing immediately grabbed Song Junzhu's arm, and the two of them turned around.
Song Junzhu was stunned for a moment, then heard Lu Xing's steady voice say with a hint of a smile.
"They have instructions here on how to care for potted bamboo. Do you want to take a look?"
"This potted plant will definitely look great at home. So green and vibrant, just looking at it makes you happy."
Home...
Song Junzhu... (To give you bamboo...)
When these two phrases came out, Song Junzhu's mind went completely blank.
That place... can it be called a "home"?
Her heartstrings were suddenly tugged.
Song Junzhu's heart began to race. For the first time, she obediently bent down to look at the care instructions for the bamboo.
She rarely admitted her shortcomings, and she was willing to tell Lu Xing.
"I'm not good at raising plants and animals."
Lu Xing stood beside her with his hands behind his back, a smile on his lips, but his eyes glanced back, constantly monitoring Chi Yueshan's movements. He replied.
"Bamboo should be very easy to raise."
"But... the last plant I killed was a cactus." Song Junzhu was a little unnatural, her voice trembling slightly.
She hated failure, so she was also unwilling to talk about her failed experiences.
This was the first time she shared her embarrassing story with someone, Song Junzhu was a little nervous.
Thankfully.
Thankfully, Lu Xing steadily reassured her.
"It's okay. I'll raise it with you. It will definitely grow up healthy. Then you'll be its mommy."
Song Junzhu was amused by Lu Xing's talk of it growing up healthy.
A beauty bent at the waist, her lips lightly curled.
But Lu Xing was not admiring the beautiful scenery at this moment. His heart was about to jump out of his chest!
Damn it!
Chi Yueshan was whispering with a young man, and then she started walking over with hesitant steps!
Holy f*ck!
She's really coming over!
Lu Xing was panicking. He had already terminated his business relationship with Chi Yueshan, so he wasn't worried about her.
He was worried about Song Junzhu!!!
With Song Junzhu's psycho temper, if Chi Yueshan said something she shouldn't and pissed her off, he would be the one to suffer!
Hiss.
The feeling of being whipped seemed to return to his body. Lu Xing was sweating profusely. No one likes to be beaten.
Except for masochists, and he wasn't one!!
With Chi Yueshan's black-bellied nature, who knows if she'll try to frame him in front of Song Junzhu! I absolutely cannot let the two of them meet!
Three meters.
Chi Yueshan was only three meters away from him!
Lu Xing gritted his molars, trying hard to control his slightly trembling hands.
"Should I buy another... mmm..."
Song Junzhu, in a good mood, straightened up, not expecting Lu Xing to be standing right beside her.
The corner of his lips brushed against hers, a cloud-like feeling that was gone in an instant.
Both of them were stunned!
A hint of daze and blankness appeared on Song Junzhu's ascetic and exquisite face.
Cold sweat broke out on Lu Xing's forehead.
It's over.
The heavens want me dead!
Lu Xing glanced to the side out of the corner of his eye.
A silver lining in a dark cloud! Chi Yueshan had stopped and turned to leave!
Oh, heavens!
What kind of human suffering is this!
Lu Xing's heart was trembling violently. He touched his arm and found that he was covered in goosebumps!
Should've just stayed home, should've just stayed home!
I almost crashed and burned!
Damn it!
And now.
Now that he had dealt with Chi Yueshan, he had to face a problem that Lu Xing least wanted to face.
He seemed to have... kissed Song Junzhu?
That can't be right. It wasn't even a second!
The Song Junzhu in front of him seemed to have had the pause button pressed, her stunning eyes lined with crimson, her lips delicate and alluring.
Just now he...
No, no, no!
Can't think about it anymore!
Lu Xing immediately admitted his mistake. "I'm sorry, I accidentally..."
"It's nothing."
Song Junzhu came back to her senses. Even though her neck was already flushed red, she still said, feigning composure.
"Life is always full of accidents."
Regarding this.
Five-star General Lu Xing made an evaluation: Saving face at the expense of suffering!
Song Junzhu looked at Lu Xing's dazed and helpless appearance. Thinking about it carefully, it wasn't entirely his fault.
Her suddenly straightening up was also a problem.
Mm.
A 50/50 responsibility. No one should blame anyone.
Unconsciously, Song Junzhu had already begun to reflect on her own problems.
Lu Xing was simply shocked to death in his heart. This psycho actually didn't pursue the matter?
He was already prepared to be beaten!
Fine.
Really fine.
It seems that after Song Junzhu found her runaway fiancé, her whole spirit has improved a lot.
So good!
Lu Xing showed a surprised smile, then held the bamboo in his hands with some trepidation.
"Let's go home and re-pot the bamboo and take care of it."
Let's go home, let's go home quickly!
He really didn't want to experience that feeling from just now again!
So fucking scary!
Unfortunately, Song Junzhu had her own ideas. She thought for a moment.
"We can just have someone come and deliver it. Let's go eat. I've booked a restaurant."
She was an extremely domineering person.
Lu Xing really suspected she had to be on top during sex!
With Auntie Wen, things could still be discussed. But with Song Junzhu, no.
Everything was as she said!
Lu Xing sighed in his heart, considering the possibility of buying a mask and a hat.
This line of work isn't easy.
...
"Sis, you're mature beyond your years."
"Other people love to go shopping and stuff. Why do you love to browse the flower and bird market!"
Chi Shui was truly speechless.
This sister of his really didn't play by the book.
Her favorite place wasn't a luxury store, but a flower and bird market!
Chi Yueshan was simply dressed in a long white dress today, with a cardigan sweater over it.
She looked as gentle as water, but the words she spoke were exceptionally hurtful.
"Do you think everyone likes to headbang at music festivals like you do?"
Chi Shui's hobby was mocked. He stammered.
"That's rock and roll! Rock and roll never dies!"
Heh.
Chi Yueshan gave him a scornful look.
"Qin Shi Huang should've sung rock and roll, then he could've been immortal."
(TL: Qin Shi Huang/ Ying Zheng/ Zhao Zheng, was the founder of the Qin dynasty and the first emperor of China. It is said that he was obsessed with achieving immortality.)
Chi Shui: ...
Boo-hoo-hoo, I lost again. I'm going to find my mom!
"Besides, opera is much more sophisticated than those songs."
Chi Shui was unconvinced.
"On what grounds do you say that! Rock and roll is the coolest!"
The weather was a bit cold. Chi Yueshan calmly buttoned up her cardigan and said flatly.
"Because I'm the one who sings opera."
Chi Shui fell silent.
Alright then.
A strong and powerful reason!
"Sis, when are you planning to leave?"
As soon as Chi Shui said this, he suddenly found that Chi Yueshan had abruptly stopped.
Her gaze was fixed in one direction.
"What's wrong, sis?" Chi Shui didn't understand and followed Chi Yueshan's gaze.
The next second.
Chi Yueshan's soft, Wu-dialect-inflected opera voice turned cold.
"Does that person look like Lu Xing?"
Chi Shui: ???
Holy f*ck!
No way?
Chi Shui took a look.
A tall young man, with a cool, ascetic, mature beauty standing beside him.
Although he couldn't see their faces, they were probably a well-matched couple.
An older sister and a little wolf dog, so cool!
After a moment.
Chi Yueshan turned and walked away. Chi Shui hurriedly followed behind her.
"Hey, hey, hey! Sis, why are you leaving! Wait for me! Didn't you say that person was Lu Xing?"
Chi Yueshan's voice returned to its usual gentleness.
"The two of them kissed. Lu Xing likes me. He wouldn't be so intimate with someone else."
"Let's go."
"I'm singing at the theater tonight. I'll see him there."
He will definitely come.
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