Ch. 50 - Forum in Uproar: Chicken-Feather Assassin, Lucky Polygamist, and Full-Party Abstract Titles
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The initial forum post looked ordinary—barely worth a glance.
But after a brief moment of silence, the thread count exploded. In just one second, dozens of new posts popped up.
The entire forum erupted.
“OH MY GOD! The unsolvable dungeon The Letter got cleared?!”
“Insane!! That’s a rookie-level unsolvable dungeon! 'Family’ is unreal!”Among all unsolvable dungeons, rookie-class ones were notoriously brutal. That’s because rookies had limited abilities and weak gear—clearing one was nearly unheard of.
But now… The Letter had been beaten.
Netizens were stunned. And the post count wasn’t slowing down—it kept climbing.
One after another, people began checking the dungeon’s clear stats.
The first name on the list was Wang Jian—and the moment people saw his results, they were thrown into chaos.
“Huh??? What is this settlement?!”
Players stared in disbelief at the profile of a user named DeliveryGod. He’d somehow received a title… despite only earning a base C-rank evaluation?
[Title: Lucky Polygamist]
Quality: Rare
Description: Despite losing his original girlfriend in-game, player DeliveryGod acquired two new gold and silver wives. A title well-earned.
The entire forum blanked out for a moment.
“???”
“??? WHAT.”
What kind of absurd event is this?
Lost one wife…got two more?
If this weren’t a paranormal survival game, everyone would’ve assumed the system glitched.
Who the hell was this DeliveryGod? And how the hell was he playing the game like this?
The discussion threads veered completely off-track.
“Gold and silver wives? Living the dream! True peak of life.”
“Bro, post the video. I’ll pay.”
“Real talk. Which one feels better, gold or silver?”
Netizens—especially the perpetually single—began howling in the comments.
And then people checked Su Yuening’s results…and their jaws dropped again.
“HOLY—another player got a title?!”
[Player StrivingLittleNingNing had scored an A-rank, boosted to S-rank with first-clear bonus, earning 300 Paranormal Coins.]
That alone was enough to make people jealous.
But then came the title.
[Title: Chicken-Feather Assassin]
Quality: Rare
Description: Awarded to the first player in history to stab a ghost…with a chicken feather.
“???”
“Stabbed a ghost with a chicken feather???”
“WTF!”
“Who the hell trained this player?!”
“ABSURD!”
Then—one post pushed the atmosphere into full hysteria.
“Guys! Look at Family’s title rewards. It’s even crazier!!”
“What?? Let me see—OH GOD!”
[Player Family has successfully cleared the dungeon The Letter with the first-ever SSS rating in game history, earning 2000 Paranormal Coins.]
That was the moment the forum exploded.
“FIRST-EVER SSS?!?!”
“2,000 coins!! Are you kidding me?!”
“Triple-S rating? That’s a first for me…I remember even the captains of the S-rank squads only got double-S. Doesn’t that mean Family’s potential is above the level of the four Captains?”
“That doesn’t mean Family is stronger than the four Captains—they’re just at different stages. But yeah… he’s got the potential.”
“Forget that! He’s already stronger than all of us. Two thousand Paranormal Coins?? That’s a fortune.”
“Guys, forget the rewards. Look at his TITLES. They’re even more ridiculous than the other two!!”
“Let me see—wait… what the hell???”
Everyone stared, wide-eyed, at Family’s newly awarded titles.
[Title: Kun Sect Intern]
Quality: Rare
Description: Performed the Kun Dance before over 50 ghosts. Kun Sect prestige: confirmed.
[Title: Grave-Wrecker of Lan City]
Quality: Epic
Description: Title awarded for destroying a graveyard.
(P.S. — Has currently destroyed two graveyards.)
The entire forum went numb.
Rare titles. One after another. And each one more absurd than the last.
“Danced in front of fifty ghosts?? Is he holding a concert?!”
“How obsessed are you with the Kun idol, dude?!”
“This isn’t something a human does, right?”
“And the Grave-Wrecker one… bro. You already blew up TWO graveyards. Can you act like a normal person?!”
This dungeon was too cursed.
Chicken feather stabbings. Acquiring gold and silver wives. Dancing in front of paranormal entities. Blowing up tombstones…
People began wondering:
Just what kind of player is this “Family”?
What the hell had actually happened in that dungeon?
What kind of abstract, mentally ill human being is this player?
…
Meanwhile, just like everyone else, the Lan City Squad—including Zhou Lu, Liu Tong, and the others were hanging out in the prep room, eating chips while scrolling through The Letter’s clearance report.
“Xiao Tong, grab me another beer. This one’s out.”
“Sure, Captain— HEY! Yin, stop stealing my drink!”
“Ningning, we’re out of sunflower seeds. Go buy more.”
“Yes, Captain!”
“While you’re out, could you bring me a bag of jerky too?”
“Sure, I’ll grab them on the way.”
The entire squad looked like they were on a picnic or watching a movie, clearly treating Bai Wan and Su Yuening’s dungeon summary as comedy night.
“Shall we look at the clearance screen?”
“Wait till the food gets here. Better with snacks.”
“True. Let’s eat while we check.”
Once Liu Tong and Su Yuening returned with the food, the squad settled in.
First, they checked Sun Qian’s report—nothing special.
Then came Wang Jian and Su Yuening’s rare titles.
PFFFF!!
Zhou Lu nearly spat out his beer when he read Su Yuening’s title.
[Chicken-Feather Assassin]
Stabbed a ghost with a chicken feather.
He turned to her, eyes wide. “Ningning… you’ve grown beyond me. I have nothing left to teach you.”
And that was when the laughter erupted in HQ.
“HAHAHAHA!! I’m dying!!”
“Legendary!!”
“With a chicken feather… she felled a ghost. The first in all of history!” Wang Meng gave her a thumbs-up.
“Ningning, has your blade… finally achieved Bankai?” Li Yintian looked awestruck.
Zhou Lu suddenly stood up, planted one foot on a chair, raised his fist dramatically, and shouted: “Scatter, chicken feather— BANKAI!! Feathers of the Fallen!”
As the squad’s dramatics escalated, Su Yuening’s face flushed bright red. Her voice broke as she yelled:
“AAAAAAHHH!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!! Damn it all!!”
She was absolutely dying of secondhand embarrassment. And in her heart, she was screaming.
It’s all Bai Wan’s fault!!
If she could, she’d activate her chicken feather Bankai and cut him into pieces.
Meanwhile, the room rang with laughter—until they reached Bai Wan’s final title:
[Grave-Wrecker of Lan City.]
And suddenly, the room went dead quiet.