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Exchange. This is Lu Xing's life principle.
He becomes a professional simp, provides emotional value to clients, in exchange for money.
So, now that Chi Yueshan has truly helped him, what does she need? Is it to start a new transaction?
Lu Xing thought so, and also asked.
"How should I repay you?"
Repay?
Chi Yueshan paused for a moment, realizing that Lu Xing was indeed as she had speculated.
Lu Xing doesn't believe in the illusory nature of love, only in relationships maintained by benefits.
Chi Yueshan suddenly let out a sigh of relief.
Lu Xing is easy to understand. He just needs someone to explore him seriously.
Chi Yueshan looked at Lu Xing calmly, her features elegant, like a divine fairy.
After understanding a little of Lu Xing's thoughts, Chi Yueshan's anxiety of a headless chicken unable to find an exit was swept away. She said elegantly.
"I want to be friends with you. You're interesting, and you understand me relatively well."
The Thirty-Six Stratagems—Waiting at ease for an exhausted enemy.
If she were to confess to Lu Xing now, he would turn and leave without hesitation, and curse her for being a psycho.
Heh.
It doesn't matter.
Lu Xing isn't just rejecting her. Lu Xing is equally rejecting everyone.
Chi Yueshan could see it.
A person like Lu Xing, to make him go through the plot of falling in love at first sight and going crazy for love, is simply more painful than killing him!
Then, why must she come up and confess to Lu Xing, and then walk the path to a dead end?
Become friends with Lu Xing who she can talk to, and then slowly warm him up!
As long as Lu Xing doesn't run away, then let's see who can outlast whom!
"Friends?"
"If you're short of friends, just say so. Your 'friends' could line up from the theater entrance to Haicheng Port."
Lu Xing felt that Chi Yueshan's brain had been kicked by a donkey.
Chi Yueshan naturally crossed her legs, revealing two straight, fair calves. She propped up her chin and said with a smile.
"Those you're talking about aren't friends. They are just lusting after my body."
Lu Xing rolled his eyes.
This woman is even more fucking narcissistic than Song Junzhu!
Lu Xing observed Chi Yueshan's eyes and found that she was completely different from last week.
Last week, there was still some obsession in Chi Yueshan's eyes when she looked at him. Now it was much better, and her whole person was peaceful.
Could it be that fame really nourishes a person?
"They lust after my body, but you're different. Our Mr. Lu's heart is as still as water, sealed with cement."
"I think the gods in idol dramas now should be played by you. That way, they wouldn't go around killing everyone for love." Chi Yueshan said leisurely.
Right now, Lu Xing is a hedgehog. To him, love is the most troublesome thing in the world.
It doesn't matter.
Her professional skills crushed everyone of the same age. This was something even Lu Xing had admitted countless times.
Then, hiding the love in her eyes was a very easy thing for her.
Hard to bear.
Too hard to bear!
Lu Xing had never heard Chi Yueshan talk like this before. She had always been so pretentious. Now she's quite humorous, huh?
It seemed she had really let it go.
Lu Xing asked with a thirst for knowledge, "How did you figure it out?"
He didn't know which sentence had touched Chi Yueshan last week, to actually have persuaded her?
As a professional simp, there will be situations where you can't shake off a client. This is simply invaluable experience!
Chi Yueshan's nails, hidden in her sleeves, dug tightly into her palms. She smiled calmly on the surface.
"Do you want the truth or a lie?"
Hmm?
Lu Xing chuckled. He had used this line to tease countless people. Now it had boomeranged back to him?
"Tell me both."
Chi Yueshan smiled and pulled the coat on her shoulders tighter, saying slowly.
"The lie is, I met a handsome guy. I fell in love, and my free will sank."
"The truth is, sis is about to get famous. If I keep getting hung up on you, it will easily affect my stardom."
Sigh.
The lies she had told today had really, really, really, really exceeded the standard.
Jade Emperor, Amitabha, Amen, anyone will do. I hope the thunder won't chase after her and strike her.
Lu Xing really smiled, taking it all as a lie.
But it didn't matter.
As long as Chi Yueshan had let it go, it was fine.
Last week, Chi Yueshan had already reached the end of her rope and resorted to her final honesty, but it was still useless on him.
Now she had probably really given up and wasn't talking about any of that head-aching lovey-dovey stuff.
So good!
After all, a chosen one like Chi Yueshan wasn't completely without pride.
Lu Xing liked this kind of client. Everyone parted on good terms, and they could still have a friendly drink in the future.
He relaxed, leaned back on the bench, looked up at the sky, and said with a smile, "Your fans probably don't know you talk like this."
"You didn't know before either, did you?"
Chi Yueshan gave him a leisurely look.
"I was so pretentious in front of you before. I was thinking of mesmerising you to death."
Good, good, good.
Lu Xing glanced at Chi Yueshan. He really felt this person had let it go. She was saying whatever came to her mind.
His mood was excellent, and his tone was a little more cheerful.
"Fine, it's getting late. I'm going back to Makka Pakka. Are you going back?"
Chi Yueshan's heart moved.
She had never heard Lu Xing speak so relaxedly in front of her before. It seemed her strategy was working.
But the revolution has not yet succeeded.
She couldn't look at Lu Xing, afraid of exposing her eyes. She could only stare at the flowerbed not far away and say nonchalantly.
"There's one more thing."
"I have an uncle who is an expert in treating cancer. His track record can also be checked, just like Dr. Hao."
"Do you need me to ask him to give Grandpa another check-up?"
Lu Xing paused for a moment, then immediately asked, "How much will it cost?"
Chi Yueshan smiled. "Just the normal doctor's price. You can definitely afford it. My uncle is retired. I just need to call him back. It's not troublesome."
"Mainly, Grandma pulled me up. I feel... I can't say it. Anyway, I always feel that Grandpa and Grandma have a particularly kind and tolerant feeling."
Lu Xing's brow smoothed out.
Of course.
So many children in the orphanage were coaxed by Grandpa and Grandma. Just from their looks, the two of them seemed like good people.
A person like Chi Yueshan, the doctor she mentioned is definitely not an ordinary doctor.
Lu Xing had already done so much for his grandparents. There was no need to be pretentious now.
"Fine, I'll remember it."
"If you run into any problems in the future, just call me. I'm your Bro, If I can help, I definitely will!"
Bro?
Chi Yueshan smiled.
He had directly and silently defined their relationship with a single title.
It doesn't matter.
Bro is bro.
Hehe, brother, you smell so good.
...
He had dealt with an ex-client and also snagged a top-tier cancer doctor.
Lu Xing was in an excellent mood and was about to see Chi Yueshan off.
But, this good mood froze when he saw Wen Lingxiu not far away.
Online, waiting! Urgent!
When I ran out to meet another woman while my client was asleep, what color coffin should I buy for myself?
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