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A woman's heart is higher than the sky and vaster than the earth.
Even though Lu Xing has been in the professional simp world for many years, sometimes he still can't figure it out.
For example, right now.
Xia Yeshuang calling him in the middle of the night to curse at him for not coming to her birthday...
is more reassuring than her suddenly asking about his MBTI right now.
Psycho.
This woman isn't going to cast a love spell on him, is she?
Lu Xing was a little scared.
"Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony..."
(TL: The Core Socialist Values, recited here like a protective chant.)
Lu Xing muttered for a while before he felt relieved.
"It seems you don't plan to terminate the contract."
Lu Xing had said that last week to give Xia Yeshuang a chance to choose again.
Don't just grab a poisonous vine because you're lonely.
That's just drinking poison to quench your thirst.
When a person who checks all your boxes suddenly appears in your life...
Then one can only say—Please download the National Anti-Fraud App immediately!
Lu Xing stared at the eighteen recalled messages and the latest message asking about his MBTI on the chat interface.
He suddenly felt that Xia Yeshuang hadn't thought about the question he had raised at all.
Xia Yeshuang seemed to be surrounded by countless people at school, but this Little Goldie was actually a very lonely person.
For example.
Sometimes, when she told the people around her to go away, she didn't really mean for them to go away.
But unfortunately.
Out of the obedience of the people around her, they would really listen to Xia Yeshuang's words and leave immediately.
Actually.
At that time, Xia Yeshuang's real thought was—Don't go.
Heh.
"A little tsundere, easy to handle."
Lu Xing expressed infinite praise for his own professional level.
As expected of me!
Alright.
Little Goldie, I gave you a chance.
The contract itself was signed until June.
Since Xia Yeshuang was unwilling to terminate the contract, then they could only continue.
Anyway, he didn't mind having more money.
【Lu Xing】: Sister Xia, I don't know what my MBTI is (cat crying.jpg)
As soon as Lu Xing's message was sent, he had only blinked his eyes when Xia Yeshuang on the other end, as if she lived in her phone, immediately sent a link!
Lu Xing: ???
Before, no one said Xia Yeshuang was a person who replied instantly!
When he was doing his research on Xia Yeshuang's reputation, he had heard that she never replied to messages?
There were also particularly brave people who had asked her if she hadn't seen the message.
Xia Yeshuang's standard reply was:
"I replied. I replied with silence."
Thinking of this, Lu Xing wanted to laugh. He felt that this person Xia Yeshuang was really quite interesting.
Although she was very easy to explode...
But as long as you're not too much of a jerk, she wouldn't go looking for trouble for no reason.
Looking at it this way...
She was actually a quite polite tsundere Little Goldie.
Lu Xing happily continued to watch Xia Yeshuang's "typing..." message.
The next second.
【AAA Xia Yeshuang 18-year-old Easily Placated】: fuck it
Lu Xing: ???
Ah...
Lu Xing dramatically covered his face. "This isn't good."
"AAA Xia Yeshuang 18-year-old Easily Placated" recalled a message
【AAA Xia Yeshuang 18-year-old Easily Placated】: check it
(TL: The pinyin for "fuck" (chā) is similar to "check" (chá), a common typo.)
You bad input method, you are really bad!
Through the screen, Lu Xing could almost see Xia Yeshuang's face and ears, red to the point of exploding.
Hahaha.
As a professional simp, one must be well-versed in the characteristics of each client.
For a little tsundere like Xia Yeshuang, if he replied immediately, she would definitely know that Lu Xing had seen her typo.
Protect the animals, everyone has a responsibility.
In order to prevent one less Little Goldie from dying of shame in this world...
Lu Xing switched out of the page, read ten silly love confessions, and then switched back to the chat interface.
【Lu Xing】: Sorry Sister Xia, I was preparing something just now and didn't see the message. Can you say it again?
【AAA Xia Yeshuang 18-year-old Easily Placated】: Preparing what?
Another instant reply.
The corners of Lu Xing's mouth lifted into a smile.
This Little Goldie was really much simpler than Chi Yueshan.
【Lu Xing】: Preparing a gift (embarrassed.jpg)
Seeing this message, Xia Yeshuang, who was originally lying on her pillow, suddenly sat up straight, her messy golden hair bristling like a little lion.
She was wearing a white slip dress, her slender, straight collarbones exquisite and beautiful.
But upon hearing that Lu Xing was preparing a gift...
Xia Yeshuang miraculously felt her hair smooth out a little?
"Preparing a gift?"
Xia Yeshuang's heart moved.
Whose gift is he preparing?
Who is he preparing a gift for?
Of course, it's for me!
Who else could it be for?
It's not Wei Qingyu's birthday!
Xia Yeshuang snorted. The corners of her mouth lifted without her even noticing. The annoyance of not seeing Lu Xing at the birthday party was swept away.
She knelt on the bed, solemnly holding her phone, her exquisite brows now exceptionally grave.
"What should I reply?"
She didn't care that much. She just wanted to reply to Lu Xing out of politeness.
Xia Yeshuang bit her lower lip, falling into a dilemma.
After a long time of thought...
Xia Yeshuang seriously typed one word.
【AAA Xia Yeshuang 18-year-old Easily Placated】: Mm.
Not as enthusiastic as "okay," but not as cold as "oh."
Simply perfect!
Xia Yeshuang was proud of her own intelligence.
A minute later.
Lu Xing did not reply.
Xia Yeshuang lay down and continued to stare at the phone chat interface.
Half an hour later.
Lu Xing did not reply.
Xia Yeshuang turned the notification volume of her phone to the maximum.
Two hours later.
Lu Xing did not reply.
Xia Yeshuang's two hands slowly placed themselves by her eyes.
The next second.
Swish!
She propped open her eyelids, which were about to close from sleepiness, and continued to stare at the phone chat interface.
The next day.
As expected, Xia Yeshuang couldn't get out of bed.
...
Monday morning
Lu Xing ran into Li Dachun and Hu Zhongzhong when he entered the school gate.
After Li Dachun's persistent harassment of Hu Zhongzhong for help with problems, the relationship between the two had improved by leaps and bounds.
The specific manifestation was:
Hu Zhongzhong called Li Dachun "Big silly Chun."
Li Dachun called Hu Zhongzhong "Skinny bamboo pole."
Li Dachun saw Lu Xing's figure, a bun in his mouth, and ran over quickly.
He was still pulling Hu Zhongzhong with his hand.
"Oh man, Big silly Chun, what are you doing?!"
Hu Zhongzhong was dragged over, looking very disheveled.
Li Dachun couldn't be bothered to deal with him and just looked at Lu Xing happily and asked.
"Xing-xing, have you eaten breakfast? I have buns here!"
As Li Dachun spoke, he took out a bun from the plastic bag in his hand and introduced it as if it were a family treasure.
"This one is pickled vegetable, delicious."
"This one is a meat bun, delicious."
"This one is tofu, delicious."
"This one is..."
Hu Zhongzhong was furious. "Why didn't you let me eat a single one just now!!!"
He was so angry.
He was about to starve to death just now, and this damn big silly Chun wouldn't give him a single bite!
Beast!
Lu Xing chuckled, took two buns, ate one himself, and stuffed the other into the chattering Hu Zhongzhong's mouth.
"Thanks."
"Boo-hoo-hoo." Hu Zhongzhong took an indignant bite of the bun.
The next second.
His gaze suddenly became clear. "Holy f*ck! So delicious?!"
Li Dachun proudly puffed out his chest.
"Damn it! Don't underestimate the bond between me and food!"
You might not believe in Li Dachun's aesthetic sense, but you must believe in Li Dachun's taste buds!
Lu Xing said with a laugh.
"Of your seven emotions and six desires, only the desire for food is left. I see your Engel coefficient is almost 1 now."
(TL: The Engel coefficient is the ratio of household food expenditures to total household expenditures.)
Li Dachun corrected him.
"It's not almost 1."
Lu Xing didn't believe it.
"It is 1."
Lu Xing believed it.
As expected of you!
"Good morning."
A clear and flat voice interrupted the three's chat.
Hu Zhongzhong looked back and instantly went red.
Wei Qingyu was wearing a modified uniform today, her long black hair scattered on her shoulders, her inky black eyes showing no emotion. But because she was fair enough, she looked like an exquisite, beautiful small doll.
Lu Xing's gaze fell on Wei Qingyu's chest.
A star-shaped brooch refracted a dazzling light under the morning sun.
Lu Xing nodded. "Good morning."
Then he caught a familiar car out of the corner of his eyes.
He looked at the nanny van parked not far from the school gate, and the butler standing outside it.
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