Ch. 279 - Brother And Sister, Heaven Knows, Earth Knows, Mother Knows
The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring PhoenixThis chapter is broken. Please report this on discord.
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The sun rose in the east, the morning sunlight spread across Ye Anping's small courtyard and the sound of spring chirping spread from the surrounding forest.
"Chirp~~chirp~~~"
Xiaodie had heard that Ye Anping had returned yesterday, so before dawn today, she got up, tidied up her clothes and hair bun, and ran over to wake him up.
She was originally a medicine helper in the Hundred Lotus Sect Alchemy Hall and was responsible for helping the Elders organize medicinal materials and learning alchemy skills at the same time.
Probably because she was well-behaved and only six years older than Ye Anping, when he was one and a half years old, Ye Ao made her the Young Master's personal maid. Whether she was wiping his little butt or putting him to sleep and playing with him, she was in charge of it.
However, these were not the main duties of a personal maid.
There was a difference between 'personal maid' and 'maid'. The above things were the responsibilities of ordinary maids, but personal maids had one more responsibility.
---In the year of the Young Master's coming-of-age ceremony, the personal maid had to teach him the affairs of men and women step by step.
After all, it was better than to read about those things randomly in a book.
Walking to Ye Anping's courtyard, Xiaodie felt a little awkward thinking about this matter. Now that the Young Master was seventeen years old, it stood to reason that she should have taught him those things two years ago.
But Young Master didn't mention it, and Patriarch Ye didn't tell her anything, so she simply pretended that she didn't know, thinking that she could drag on like this day by day.
Now, the Young Master only returned to the Hundred Lotus Sect once in a while, and she only saw him twice a year.
She couldn't help but worry that when Young Master reached his twenties, he wouldn't know anything about men and women. What would he do if he met an evil woman while wandering outside who would teach him bad things?
"Sigh--"
Xiaodie sighed slightly, looking a little worried.
She didn't hate Ye Anping; on the contrary, she quite liked him.
He was handsome, and now that he had grown up, his personality had become quite good. He would definitely become a famous immortal cultivator in the future.
However, every time she thought of that little boy with a runny nose and a head shorter than her, pouncing on her on the bed, she always felt that something was wrong, and there was an indescribable awkwardness in her heart.
"Well... Young Master also has Sister Pei by his side. The Patriarch might not ask me to do that."
Encouraging herself like that, Xiaodie patted her cheeks, slowly opened the bedroom door, and entered.
"Young Master, get up..."
She stopped abruptly in the middle of the sentence.
The moment Xiaodie saw the bed in the room, she froze in place. Outside the bed curtain, there were two pairs of shoes scattered on the ground: one pair of embroidered shoes and one pair of leather shoes, surrounded by a small white silk skirt and bellyband, as well as the pants and underwear that the Young Master usually wore.
Beyond the curtain, Pei Lianxue lay naked on Ye Anping's chest, sleeping soundly. Her shoulders were covered by a slightly thicker quilt, and only her snow-white shoulders and the dark brown hair scattered on Ye Anping's body could be seen.
"..."
Xiaodie retracted her right foot that had stepped into the room, closed the door with a "squeak", looked at the door blankly, and pursed her lips.
"Young Master and Sister Pei, they did something... this is wrong! I have to tell Mrs. Kong..."
Shaking her head, she turned, took out her flying sword, and headed toward the Heavenly Pavilion on the Main Peak.
... ...
Squeak---
Ye Anping winced at the sudden sound of the door hinges in his ears. He woke up slowly, and for a moment, he felt that his whole body was so heavy as if a ghost was pressing him down on the bed. But he then felt hair tickling his chest and the warmth on his body and recalled last night's events.
It appeared that he had been bullied by his sister.
Anyway, as a man, being bullied by a girl was not a shameful thing, and Ye Anping quite enjoyed it.
Sister was really playful, although inexperienced, so she got tired in a quarter of an hour and then fell asleep on top of him.
But it was okay; this way, she could control the intensity herself so she wouldn't be unable to get out of bed the next day.
The only setback was that he felt a little uncomfortable as his strong energy could not be vented, and now his head was muddled.
Ye Anping used Feng Yu Die's image to calm down a little. Seeing that his sister, sleeping on his chest, showed no signs of waking up, he did not move. Instead, he closed his eyes and dived in with his spiritual sense to check his meridians.
After being bullied by his sister, although there was no trace of the yang energy excess in his body, the corresponding spiritual energy in his abdomen was also mostly gone.
It was like fighting someone all night long. It would be impossible to recover without spending the next day taking pills and condensing energy to recover.
The Seven-Element Flower that Yun Yiyi had used on him had brought his cultivation to the late stage of the Foundation Building, but after this night, his sister forced his cultivation back.
Since for every loss, there had to be a gain, Ye Anping also checked his sister's body and found that after bullying him last night, her cultivation level had directly broken through the mid-to-late stage bottleneck and approached the late stage of the Foundation Building.
Ye Anping exhaled lightly and gently stroked his sister's head with a tender look in his eyes. "It's okay... Despite her excellent qualifications, she doesn't have a golden finger, so this saves her from slowly condensing the energy. Sharing cultivation is not a bad thing."
However, this was by no means a long-term solution.
If things continued like this, even if he had a golden finger, he would not be able to improve his cultivation unless he stopped seeing his sister for a year.
It seemed that he had to put the matter of seeking advice from Si Xuanji regarding the dual cultivation method on the agenda.
The problem was how to avoid being bullied by Si Xuanji while she taught him the method of dual cultivation.
Thinking of this, Ye Anping had a bit of a dilemma.
Perhaps sensing his tiny movements, Pei Lianxue's eyelashes fluttered, and then she opened her amber eyes.
Ye Anping smiled, looking at the red imprint on his sister's face after she had just woken up. "You awake?"
Whoosh--
Pei Lianxue paused, then she blushed before sitting up suddenly, and the quilt on her back slid down to her waist, revealing her snow-white body.
She placed her arms in front of her, blocking Ye Anping's sight with her palms. Right now, you could almost see the saliva dripping out of Ye Anping's mouth.
Ye Anping felt his cheeks heat up and looked away in panic. "Sister, quickly put your clothes on. It's only spring, and the weather is still cool."
It was the first time that Pei Lianxue saw her brother blush. After a moment of surprise, she felt a little happy.
"Brother, are you shy?"
"I'm not."
She narrowed her eyes and smiled. "Your face is red."
Ye Anping felt a bit disgraced. How did his face suddenly turn red?
This was not in line with the persona he had set up in front of his sister. He should be reserved and imposing, giving a sense of security...
It seemed he could no longer be an authority figure.
But still...
Ye Anping took a deep breath and frowned, reprimanding her. "Go get dressed!"
"Uhm..."
Pei Lianxue covered her mouth and chuckled, then turned around to pull open the bed curtain and reached for the clothes under the edge of the bed.
And that was when...
Boom---
The bedroom door was violently pushed open, and the loud noise startled Pei Lianxue while Kong Yulan rushed in with an angry look on her face.
Kong Yulan walked to the bedside and looked at the two naked people, the anger on her face turning to helplessness, as she said, "Pei Lianxue..."
"Ah..." After Pei Lianxue was called like this, she lowered her head. "Mrs. Kong, you..."
Kong Yulan wanted to say something, but looking at her son's calm face, she let out a sigh. "Anping, get dressed first. You and Miss Pei will come to the Heavenly Pavilion after that. I'll be waiting for you."
"... Got it."
Kong Yulan raised her eyebrows and glanced at Pei Lianxue again as if her precious cabbage had been eaten by a wild pig. Her face did not look good. After picking up the clothes on the ground and throwing them to the two of them, she turned around and left the room.
After she left, Pei Lianxue pouted, looking scared, and she clenched her little fist on her chest. "Brother, is Mrs. Kong angry?"
Ye Anping gently pinched her cheek and comforted her. "Don't worry, I will be with you."
"Okay..."