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'Teacher! Why did our Lu Xing stop smiling after he became a professional simp?'
Goddamn it!
I'm calling the cops!!!
Lu Xing abruptly sat up straight from the recliner, unable to believe what the hell he had just heard.
"Huh?"
'What the hell?'
He has to help Liu Qingqing chase a man?
Psycho!
Guess why he only opened this professional simp access to girls when he first entered this line of work?
If Nannan lost a ruler, she could totally use Lu Xing to draw a line.
Because Lu Xing is straighter than a ruler!
(TL: xD)
This one sentence from Liu Qingqing almost burned out Lu Xing's CPU!
In the apartment, Liu Qingqing was wearing only a large T-shirt, her two fair and slender legs crossed. Her hair was casually tied up, with a few strands falling down the back of her slender neck.
On the table in front of Liu Qingqing was a notebook.
On the cover were written a few large characters—Operation: Chase My Star!
Liu Qingqing held a pen, seriously opened the first page, and prepared to listen to Lu Xing's teachings.
These days...
If you want to pursue someone, asking heaven and earth is not as good as asking the person themselves.
Sensing the shock in Lu Xing's tone, Liu Qingqing curved her lips, her small dimples sweet and obedient. But at this moment, her tone was filled with a rather wronged explanation.
"I, I don't have any male friends around me, and I've never been in a relationship. I have no experience..."
She had to explain her emotional state to Lu Xing in advance.
Pure and innocent, heaven and earth can bear witness!
Lu Xing's head was about to explode, but out of professional integrity, he couldn't refuse the client's request.
So after a moment of thought, he asked.
"Do you want to find a man to play with, or do you want to find a man to be a husband?"
Liu Qingqing: ???
There's a difference?
Liu Qingqing thought for a moment and said, "I'm not playing around. I really like him. Do you have any quick methods?"
Quick?
And true love?
Lu Xing lay back on the recliner and stared at the ceiling in despair.
"How about this? You can get him drunk and lock him in the basement, then give him Stockholm syndrome. That way, even if you let him out, he won't leave you again, and you can have your true love."
Liu Qingqing thought for a moment and said hesitantly.
"That's against the law, isn't it..."
Lu Xing laughed with anger.
"You know it's against the law?"
"Where is there a method that is both quick and can cultivate true love? Of course, feelings have to be cultivated slowly through spending time together."
"If you want something quick, you can only go by looks first. But that risks developing a shallow, fast-food-style love."
Liu Qingqing furiously wrote with her pen, her small head nodding repeatedly, her face serious.
'Makes sense.'
Makes so much sense!
Write it down, write it down! Write it all down!
"Then how should I cultivate feelings with him?" Liu Qingqing asked the key point.
Lu Xing thought for a moment.
"Can you ask him out now?"
Liu Qingqing said, "I can."
She had arranged with Lu Xing before to have him make clothes for her!
And.
Liu Qingqing's gaze fell on the bright red small tomatoes on the table.
She hadn't eaten the homegrown small tomatoes yet...
Liu Qingqing stared at the phone call interface, gently bit into the small tomato in her mouth, and the sweet and sour taste exploded.
She suddenly smiled.
She had tasted the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
God had abandoned her, and she had no desire to believe in God.
She had already met her salvation.
Better, sweeter.
"It's good that you can ask him out."
Lu Xing stood up, holding his phone in one hand and a pen he had taken out from his schoolbag in the other.
He bit open the pen cap with his teeth and began to list items on the table.
"You ask him out to a haunted house. According to the suspension bridge effect, in such a tense environment, his heart will beat faster. At this time, you cleverly slip into his arms because you're scared. He will attribute the reason for his faster heartbeat to having a little crush on you."
"By the way, you'd better use a nice-smelling, fresh shampoo. At the height you are in his arms, he'll be able to smell the fragrance of your hair."
Liu Qingqing wrote furiously, nodding like a chick pecking at rice. "Okay, okay!"
Lu Xing continued, "If he has a little crush on you this time, you can often ask him out to play in the future."
Liu Qingqing suddenly asked, "Then what if it's not successful?"
Lu Xing slammed his pen down and said angrily.
"How could it be! My Boss Liu is young and beautiful, with a pleasant voice. How could it not be successful?!"
"Which stinking kid is so blind! If you don't want your eyes, donate them!"
'Hehe.'
'Praise the client at every opportunity. If you fail, don't look for me~~~'
Hearing Lu Xing's words, Liu Qingqing smiled sweetly and asked again, "Then what after the haunted house?"
Lu Xing continued to speak. "After the haunted house, he has a little crush on you, so he will inevitably be curious about you."
"When a person starts to be curious about another person, then he's done for."
"According to the principle of threshold management, his expectation of you may be eighty points. And at this time, you inadvertently show one of your own strengths. At this time, he will suddenly feel, 'Holy f*ck, this girl is so special. She even has this strength?' This will completely exceed his expectations."
"After that, you can use this strength as a topic and continuously expand outwards..."
Lu Xing talked on and on for a long, long time. Liu Qingqing took notes until her hand was numb.
Her head was buzzing from listening.
Suddenly.
Listening to Lu Xing's experience sharing on the other end of the phone, a thread of heartache crossed Liu Qingqing's heart.
'He...'
He's so young, yet he can summarize so many experiences.
How many times has he fallen?
Liu Qingqing lowered her eyes, her long eyelashes hiding a shadow.
Lu Xing, how on earth did you survive?
Such a sunny and cheerful person, how could he be doing this kind of thing?
Are you happy?
"Lu Xing," Liu Qingqing took a deep breath to calm her emotions. After a moment of silence, she said, "These things, are they... are they really effective on you men?"
Lu Xing thought for a moment. "I think they are."
He had summarized his years of experience in fishing people!
"By the way!"
Lu Xing snapped his fingers. "There's one more important point."
"Go on."
Lu Xing hesitated for a moment. Thinking that Liu Qingqing said she had never been in a relationship, he then said.
"Boss Liu, when you're pursuing someone, don't be too... don't be too direct."
"And don't, don't try to exchange your body for feelings."
The end of that will only be a complete failure.
"It's great that you like someone, but don't disregard your own body."
He didn't know if the person Liu Qingqing wanted to pursue was handsome, had a good personality, or was a scumbag.
A person like Liu Qingqing, who has not been baptized by feelings, is most afraid of encountering that kind of scumbag and inexplicably offering herself up.
At that time, she might not have realized it.
But thinking about it later, she might be drowned in deep hatred and self-loathing in countless late nights.
A professional simp's code: strive to reduce the harm suffered by the client.
Liu Qingqing listened to Lu Xing's persuasion in a daze and lowered her head with a light laugh.
"The person I like is very good, very handsome, very gentle, and very considerate."
"He is the best in the world."
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