Ch. 90 - Read With The Spirit, And It Comes To Life
The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring PhoenixThis chapter is broken. Please report this on discord.
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Feng Yu Die looked at Ye Anping coming out of the yard, and the expression on her face became dull.
Where was her beautiful big sister or the cute little sister?
How did it become her brother-in-law?
After rubbing her eyes to make sure that it was really Ye Anping, Feng Yu Die looked embarrassed. "Oh~ It's Young Master Ye. I haven't seen you in a few months, and you've also built your foundation... Huh?!"
?!!
Saying this, Feng Yu Die froze for a moment, and suddenly a question mark popped up above her head. With a frown, as if she couldn't believe it, she released her spiritual sense and repeatedly checked Ye Anping.
A little overwhelmed by the sweep of her spiritual sense, Ye Anping also frowned, raised his right hand, and snapped his fingers, flicking her spiritual sense out and interrupting her. "Can you please stop scanning me so many times with your spiritual sense? No matter how much you scan, it will be the same: I have built the foundation."
Feng Yu Die shook her head and withdrew her spiritual sense. Then, with a puzzled look, she asked, "But... the last time we met, weren't you only at the fifth level of Qi Refining?"
"I got a chance."
"Ah, so..." Feng Yu Die nodded hesitantly and asked again, "Then, how did you become Sister Xiao's companion?"
"Also by chance."
Feng Yu Die glanced at Xiao Yunluo, and a strange smile suddenly appeared on her face.
?
Ye Anping didn't understand the meaning of her smile and was just about to ask when Feng Yu Die ran over and grabbed his sleeve.
"Sister Xiao, I have something to say to Young Master Ye."
Xiao Yunluo heard this and frowned, but she couldn't find a reason to stop them, so she didn't say anything.
Feng Yu Die pulled Ye Anping a little further away, then put her arm around his shoulders, making him bend down slightly, looked at him, and giggled twice.
"Eh heh heh..."
Ye Anping was confused. "? What?"
Feng Yu Die raised her eyebrows and gave him a funny smile. "Young Master Ye, why don't we make a deal?"
"What deal?"
"Well... I'll help you hook up with Sister Xiao, and you promise to let me be with Sister Pei, how about that?"
"?"
"Young Master Ye, I really, really... really like Sister Pei, and Sister Pei also really likes me. As the saying goes, lovers will eventually get married. As a brother, it's not good to break up a couple of lovebirds..."
Ye Anping frowned deeply, thinking.
Could it be that during the Foundation Building retreat, this girl got into his sister's Spirit Gathering Array to pester her, and that's why his sister has not finished her Foundation Building even now?
For a moment, there was a hint of murderous intent in his eyes as he asked, "My sister likes you?"
Feng Yu Die nodded like pounding garlic and argued. "Yes, yes, before that, Sister Pei praised me for looking good in her old clothes. Moreover, she was very concerned about whether I had any Foundation Building materials. She spent a lot of spirit stones to buy me good quality Foundation Building materials."
"..."
Hearing this, Ye Anping's furrowed brows relaxed slightly, and after thinking for a while, he showed an expression of disbelief.
"Really?"
"Hehehe... Really! Sister Pei likes me very much." Feng Yu Die smiled and nodded, then blinked her watery eyes. "So... Young Master Ye, look... I swear I will be good to Sister Pei all my life, and I will only like her. So, do you agree?"
"Nope."
Ye Anping replied with a smile, then resumed his expressionless face, removed her hand from his shoulders, and returned to the house to continue cleaning.
"Ah... Young Master Ye..."
"..."
"Why--"
Disappointed, Feng Yu Die sighed softly. Hadn't she won her brother-in-law's favor enough? But didn't they cooperate very well last time...
At this time, Xiao Tian floated out of her soul realm. Unlike the energetic spirit of the past, she was now rubbing and itching as if she had just woken up.
Flying to Feng Yu Die's head, she stretched and rubbed her eyes again.
"Ha~~~ Yu Die, congratulations on building the foundation..."
After joylessly congratulating Feng Yu Die, she looked around. The moment she saw Ye Anping, her sleepy little eyes suddenly lit up.
"Eh?! That kid Ye also built his foundation!"
Xiao Tian had always felt that Ye Anping and Feng Yu Die might be a perfect match, but things were uncertain. After all, Feng Yu Die had very good qualifications, while Ye Anping only had a relatively ordinary dual spiritual root.
If that's the case, by the time Feng Yu Die reached the Nascent Soul stage, Ye Anping would only be in the middle or late Foundation Building stage.
But now that Ye Anping had also built his foundation, she was even more certain in her heart! -- Ye Anping and Feng Yu Die were a perfect match.
It was no wonder that the more she looked at that Ye Anping kid, the more pleasing to the eye he was!
"Yes." Feng Yu Die shrugged and replied, "He said he got some kind of chance, and now he has also become Sister Xiao's companion."
''Chance? Companion?''
Seeing that Ye Anping was heading toward Xiao Yunluo's courtyard, Xiao Tian suddenly felt a pang of worry for Feng Yu Die -- her perfect match was going to run away with someone else!!
"Yu Die, how can you let him live with that Xiao girl? He is your future cultivation partner!!"
"?"
Feng Yu Die was stupefied for a while, then rolled her eyes and simply ignored her.
Then, she waved to Xiao Yunluo and said, "Sister Xiao, I'm leaving now~~"
"Yu Die! What are you doing? Listen to me...go after him quickly!"
Ignoring Xiao Tian, who was pulling her tangled hair, Feng Yu Die turned and walked back toward her own house.
...
After returning to the house, Ye Anping was in a confused state.
Just now, there was a moment when he was very close to taking something out of the storage bag and hitting Feng Yu Die in the head.
Thinking of the emotion he felt at that time, Ye Anping immediately began to reflect.
--Don't let your emotions take over your brain, be rational at all times.
This is what he had been teaching his little sister since he was a child. How could he make such a stupid mistake himself?
Obviously, even if Feng Yu Die hadn't said the last sentence, he should have known immediately that it was impossible for his sister to fall in love with her.
"Heh-- I lost my temper."
Ye Anping stored this matter in his heart so that he wouldn't do it again and then continued to clean up the house.
And just when he squatted down to pick up the mess on the ground, he suddenly saw a book underneath an empty pill bottle.
On the book's cover, it was written in large letters--- 'Erotic Pictures of the Immortal Palace.'
If he understood correctly, this should be...
Everything here belonged to Xiao Yunluo, so this book should also belong to her.
Was she actually reading this?
Ye Anping turned to look out and saw Xiao Yunluo walking toward her room. He hesitated and pulled out the book from under the pill bottle, holding it in his hand.
"Hoo--"
He blew some dust off the cover and gently opened it.
There was only one sentence written on the first page.
Read With The Spirit, And It Comes To Life.
"What does it mean, 'read it with the spirit and it comes to life'?"
Ye Anping frowned slightly and turned a few pages, glancing over them.
Just as he thought, this was an erotic album.
For him, it was a little bit difficult to get an erection looking at the little character in this album.
However, after thinking about the sentence on the first page, he hesitated briefly, formed his sword fingers, and tried to infuse some spiritual energy into the book.
And then...
His understanding of cultivators' small erotic books was instantly revised.
After the spiritual energy was infused into the book, the little characters' pictures drawn with ink changed directly from static to dynamic.
Although the whole book was still difficult to read due to the painting skills, but...
Drip---
Two drops of ink flew straight from the page, fell to the ground, and quickly disappeared.
"..."
Ye Anping looked at the book silently for a long time, then decisively withdrew his spiritual power and closed the cover.
He didn't know what to think about this book.
However, he suddenly remembered the lessons the Hundred Lotus Sect Elders had held before.
In these lessons, the Elders would teach handmaids and servants after the age of six some relevant knowledge, but keeping it very simple. Things like 'take care of your body', 'men and women should not be intimate with each other', and so on...
He used to take his little sister to those lessons.
Now that she had grown up, it was time she learned some details in this area.
Although it shouldn't be of any use to his sister now, she might encounter something more or less similar in the future.
When she started asking questions, it would be difficult for him to explain.
And the content of this book was just right, nothing particularly weird.
He might as well give this book to her and let her read it and learn by herself. Conveniently, he could use it as a gift for her coming-of-age.
---A very meaningful gift.
"Hmmm..."
After thinking for a while, Ye Anping took the book and walked toward Xiao Yunluo's bedroom.
Bang bang---
"Miss Xiao."
"What is it?" Xiao Yunluo's voice came from the room. "Don't come in!"
"Well... I found a book. Can you sell it or lend it to me?"
"A book? Wait a minute." Xiao Yunluo, who was half-dressed, paused slightly. Then, she quickly tidied her clothes, tied her belt, and went to open the door.
"What book is it? If you want it... just... just... just... just..."
Xiao Yunluo sounded like a jammed tape recorder. When she opened the door and saw the 'Erotic Pictures of the Immortal Palace' in Ye Anping's hand, her voice became softer and softer, and her cheeks redder and redder.
"This is it. I just found it when I was clearing out the clutter."
"..."
Xiao Yunluo averted her eyes and was speechless for a while before she answered, "This... this is not mine."
"Can I have it then?"
"Well, it's up to you." Xiao Yunluo nodded. After thinking for a while, she pretended to be curious and asked, "What is this book about? I haven't even seen it yet."
"..."
"I... I really haven't seen it, why are you staring at me?"
"It's nothing." Ye Anping was a little helpless but didn't insist and said, "It's just some interesting story."
"Interesting... interesting story?!"
"Uh-huh."
"Oh... then you take it..."
"Thanks a lot." Ye Anping solemnly cupped his hands and saluted.
Xiao Yunluo slowly closed the door to her bedroom, leaned her back against it, took a deep breath, and then ---
She spun and jumped with her eyes closed.
Flying onto her bed, she buried her face in the pillow, her hands and feet slapping the bed.
"Woooooo! This is so embarrassing!!"
Listening to the commotion in the room, Ye Anping shook his head and chuckled.
Xiao Yunluo most likely wouldn't come out of her bedroom today, and he himself wouldn't have to worry about her peeking at him bathing.
After going back and tidying up the house, Ye Anping went to the bamboo forest outside the compound and practiced with the sword for a while.
Then, he went to the bathroom and took a bath without any worries. Before going to bed, he even knocked on Xiao Yunluo's door to reinforce her sense of shame.
Knock knock---
"Sister Xiao, I'm going to sleep."
"...Ah... oh... oh!!! I see."
"Good night."