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He was doomed!
It was the end, it was time to scatter the flowers and call it quits!
Qin Feng cursed god as he wallowed in despair. 'Who would toy with someone like this?!'
Just a few days ago, he was still working hard in a factory so that his boss could marry his second wife. But who knew that he would be abruptly thrown back into the cycle of reincarnation, reborn as a fetus that was currently developing in his mother's womb.
After gathering a few days' worth of information, he found out that he was no longer in his original world but rather in a Xuanhuan world called Huang Gu.
In Huang Gu, the demons and devils coexisted alongside the mortals and immortals. It was a world where with just a single phrase, powerful beings could move mountains and sever rivers, call upon rain and wind, overlook the skies and the earth, and shake the nine continents.
Qin Feng had expected that an ordinary deadbeat like himself, someone whom even a dog wouldn't spare a second glance, would meet his demise in less than three chapters in a Xuanhuan world like this.
To his astonishment, he learned that his old man held a prestigious position as the head of the renowned Qin family.
The Qin family was a lineage of formidable experts, where geniuses were born every generation, a family that shook Huang Gu—hailed as the greatest family in the realm.
With such powerful backing, he realised he could do as he pleased as he held unprecedented influence in this world, and nothing couldn't be solved with a shout to his dad.
If there was, then he'd yell for his mom!
His mother wasn't an ordinary person either. She held the esteemed title of the saintess of the White Immortal Mountain, one of the three revered holy sites in the realm.
And if calling for his dad and mom proved futile, he could rely on the other ten ancestor-level seniors within his family. As long as he avoided antagonising a corrupt main character blessed with a protagonist halo, he could play around as much as he wanted.
'A main character?!'
He was thinking too much!
Qin Feng started to think that he may be overanalyzing the situation. How could a cheat-like child that could surpass years of generational hard work with just a miracle exist? It was almost comical.
But who knew that it wouldn't be long before he wouldn't be able to laugh anymore.
As usual, his mother, whom he had never seen before, drank a bowl of immortality elixir that the Qin family had meticulously prepared.
This elixir contained a mysterious energy that strengthened the potential of the offspring within her womb, with its effects becoming stronger the more she drank.
And to ensure that this child could be born as a winner, the clan had gone to great lengths. They even resorted to using an arcane procedure, delaying his birth by a staggering hundred years, and as of now, 97 years have passed since that momentous decision.
Yet, before Qin Feng could absorb the elixir's essence, something else had sponged the energy away. And it even greedily snatched the vital force within Qin Feng's body as if it were starved and desperate.
Instantly, his vitality was drained, leaving him more exhausted than the time he had spent in quarantine with his ex-girlfriend. To his surprise, he had just found out that he wasn't the only one there; a terrifying little guy was next to him.
If he continued to suck like this, Qin Feng knew that his fate would soon be game over.
"What kind of monster is this?!"
Fear consumed Qin Feng as he desperately tried to get away from the monster.
However, a woman's womb was only so big, there was nowhere for him to hide as he watched his energy being absorbed bit by bit.
And at this moment—
A voice rang out in Qin Feng's mind, "Ding dong! An Epic-grade Chosen One has been detected. System activation in progress......"
"This monster is the main character?!"
Qin Feng's shock quickly transformed into a panic.
Everyone knew that the family members of the main character were dangerous occupations. They were either used as sacrificial pawns in a tragic plotline, destined to meet untimely deaths, or they became obstacles that stood in the way of the main character's growth, only to eventually perish at their hands.
Even if, by some miracle, they managed to survive, they were bound to endure merciless torture inflicted by the plot along the way, ruining any past or future glory they might have had.
As if to prove Qin Feng's thoughts, he actually saw the Protagonist Halo traits in his younger brother.
"Fuck! Is there even logic to this? Are there laws still?!"
Qin Feng couldn't contain the curses from bursting out of his mouth as a gopher-like scream erupted in his heart.
He was clearly the reincarnator here, so why was his younger brother the main character?!
*'Then what was he?!'
'The villain?!'*
"Ding dong! Master is detected to be the fated great villain, and the universally undefeatable super great villain system has been successfully activated!"
The air went silent......
The heart of a certain handsome little man was filled with one big fuck.
Being the twin brother of the main character was already dangerous enough, but now he was destined to become the fated great villain as well? Wasn't this just like looking for shit in a toilet bowl?
At the same time, he couldn't help himself from thinking about his future plans.
He wasn't greedy or lustful. He didn't want to take in disciples or start a sect. He would hide and avoid all conflict, never provoking a fallen genius or coming to the aid of a damsel in distress.
And the most important thing was that he definitely wouldn't laugh villainously.
"Ding dong! A friendly reminder: Based on the system's evaluation of the master's personality, Master is greedy, lustful, arrogant, and a pervert, truly embodying the essence of male nature. It is highly unlikely you will be able to tolerate a life of hiding and become an honest, self-cultivating individual."
Qin Feng could no longer contain himself and erupted into curses.
"Fuck! Are you fucking kidding me? Does lying like this not hurt your conscience? I was born with a heart of gold. If the older sister next door was showering, I would kindly open her window to help circulate the air in her room. If the old neighbour next door wasn't home, I'd help him care for his wife. If I met with a lady with nowhere to go, I would offer up my home for her. All my friends have told me that I had the qualities of a prime minister, but I instead chose to be the boy next door, silently helping my neighbours fix their sewers......"
And just as Qin Feng started to list out a mere 10% of his qualities, the voice of the system rang out in his head again.
"Ding dong! The Great Villain Newbie Gift Bag has been provided."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the Master for obtaining a God-level Halo, the Qualities of God!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the Master for obtaining a God-level Cultivation Method, the 33-Day Creation Method!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the Master for obtaining the Mythical level Tool, the Max-Levelled Red-Haired Old Monster Experience Coupon!"
Qualities of God: A mythical halo with the effect of multiplying your traits by tenfold. (Note: It will strengthen the existing traits and multiply them by 10.)
33-Day Creation Method: A mythical cultivation method created during the birth of the universe, an ability that steals the creation methods of the heavens.
Max-Levelled Red-Haired Old Monster Experience Coupon: A mythical tool that allows you to experience the joy of a max-levelled red-haired monster, becoming the strongest in the world (Note: Effective for 24 hours, with a cooldown period of 10 years.)
Looking at the descriptions of these items, Qin Feng suddenly thought that being the villain wasn't all too bad.
Come and fight him if you're a man!
No!
He had been raised with a strong foundation in Confucianism, a gentleman that immersed himself in the teaching of the 《Analects of Confucius》. How could someone like him become a villain?
"You suck, and you suck, and you suck! All you know what to do is fucking suck!"
Noticing that his brother was still absorbing his energy, he kicked him in the face with all his might.
Confucius once said: A gentleman without a resolute purpose lacks dignity (Note: If a gentleman were to strike, he must strike with full force, or he wouldn't be taken seriously......)