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Gentle sunlight shone on their faces, warm and comfortable.
Feng Yu Die sat on one side of the stone table, frowning tightly as she stared unblinkingly into Ye Anping's eyes.
Ye Anping leisurely told her about Xiao Tian. "... At that time, Yun Kunwu was about to snatch away your Heavenly Dao Scroll. Xiao Tian had no choice but to temporarily hand over the ownership to me. Otherwise, once Yun Kunwu got his hands on the Heavenly Dao Scroll, everyone would suffer."
After a long narration, Ye Anping closed his eyes and exhaled lightly.
Although he didn't want Feng Yu Die to know that he could see Xiao Tian as well as the matter of the Heavenly Dao Scroll changing hands, on the way to the Sword Wine Peak, he thought about it and decided to tell the truth.
Anyway, this matter could be hidden for a while, but not forever. Feng Yu Die would know about it sooner or later.
Ye Anping thought that Feng Yu Die would have many questions to ask, and he was mentally prepared to answer them, but after he finished speaking, she simply ended the topic with an "Oh".
"Oh."
"... Don't you have any questions to ask me?"
Feng Yu Die pursed her lips, glanced at Xiao Tian again, and asked, "How about I marry you?"
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Ye Anping didn't understand Feng Yu Die's brain circuits. He was talking about Xiao Tian's matter, so seriously, how did she suddenly come to say "Marry me?"
When Xiao Tian heard this, her eyes lit up instantly, thinking Feng Yu Die was finally enlightened. "Yu Die! Say that again!"
"I said, I should marry Ye Anping." Feng Yu Die raised her hand to tuck her silver hair behind her ear and winked at Ye Anping. "Ye Anping, will you marry me?"
"Of course he will! Of course he will marry you!" Although Xiao Tian didn't know what was going on, when Feng Yu Die asked, she quickly answered for Ye Anping. "Anping told me yesterday that he wants to marry you~ Right, Anping~"
She quickly winked at Ye Anping and motioned for him to agree.
I never said that... Ye Anping glanced at her with a frown and replied, "Sister Feng, I once told you when we were in the Hundred Lotus Sect that I have no interest in you at all. I didn't have any interest in you in the past, and I definitely won't have it now. Naturally, I won't marry you."
Feng Yu Die lowered her head slightly, stared intently at Ye Anping, and repeated herself. "Young Master Ye, please think clearly. This is a rare opportunity, I won't ask a second time. If you want to marry me, say yes now, and I will marry you immediately."
Ye Anping rolled his eyes at her. "I won't marry you, I'm not interested."
"For real?"
Ye Anping really didn't understand Feng Yu Die's thinking, so he raised an eyebrow and replied, "No. No matter how many times you ask, this is my answer. Don't you hate men? Why are you suddenly thinking of marrying me? Don't you regard me as a man?"
Hearing this, Feng Yu Die sighed as if she was relieved, and suddenly showed a toothy grin to Ye Anping. "Phew -- if you had agreed, I would have taken out the sword immediately and spilled your blood right here!"
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"What the hell?"
Feng Yu Die smiled. "Actually, I have been thinking about a question since I came back from Jade Snow Peak."
"What question?"
"Why are you hugging me again and again?" Feng Yu Die looked up at the sky. "I thought you were like those stinky men my master told me about, trying to subtly trick me into marrying you. So, I had an idea. If I took the initiative to ask you to marry me, and you agree, even hesitating, it means that you have ulterior motives."
Ye Anping was a little speechless, but he understood what she meant and said in relief, "Hugging and holding you were force majeure."
"How should I know what you think? You are so scheming." Feng Yu Die twirled her hair and added, "My master said that when I grow up, I will definitely be a beautiful girl, and quite a lot of men will covet me, so I have to guard against them."
"So narcissistic?"
"What, do you think I'm ugly?"
When Ye Anping heard this, he looked at Feng Yu Die closely. Her hair was still a little moist because she had just finished practicing the sword. Her whole body was glossy, and she had fine and delicate facial features.
For a moment, Ye Anping's heart was full of contradictions.
To be fair, Feng Yu Die's looks were no worse than anyone else's, she even had silver hair, and she had a lot of fan comics in the game, but...
Looking at her face, he didn't have any thoughts.
As a man, he certainly experienced such a thing as lust.
Whether it was Sister Xiao, Li Longling, Yun Yiyi, or anyone else, as long as a woman stood in front of him naked, he would more or less have some male instinctive urges.
However, Feng Yu Die was like the Goddess of Mercy.
Was she pretty? Absolutely.
Was her figure good? Definitely!
However, seeing the Goddess of Mercy without clothes would only make people go home and bang their wooden fish drums hard.
Ye Anping sighed slightly. "To tell you the truth, you look pretty good."
As Feng Yu Die listened to these words, the smile on her face suddenly froze.
The next moment---
A white light suddenly appeared, and the stone table with the roasted chicken on it was split into two.
"Hiss--"
Ye Anping quickly turned his head, and the sword flew past his cheek, cutting off a few of his strands. However, although he dodged the sword, he could not avoid Feng Yu Die's approach.
"Ah?" Xiao Tian was also startled and quickly reached out to pull Feng Yu Die's hair. "Yu Die! What are you doing?"
Unfortunately, she couldn't grab anything.
Plop---
Swish---
Feng Yu Die directly pushed Ye Anping from the stone bench to the ground, sat on his belly, clamping his waist with her calves, then put her sword in front of his neck, frowning. "Ha! You really want to deceive me without me noticing, don't you? Oh, but the fox's tail is exposed now, isn't it?..."
Ye Anping looked at the sword blade in front of his neck, raised an eyebrow, and asked, "Do you want me to say that you're ugly?"
Feng Yu Die narrowed her eyes and looked at him suspiciously.
Stare~~~
Ye Anping relaxed somewhat helplessly and admitted defeat. "Okay, okay, you're ugly, is that okay?"
It was unknown whether it was because she had made Ye Anping admit defeat or because of Ye Anping's helpless appearance now, but Feng Yu Die suddenly looked very happy. She smiled and moved away from him, removing the sword, then lay down beside him and laughed heartily. "Hee-hahaha..."
Ye Anping sat up slowly, put his hands on his knees, turned his head to look at Feng Yu Die lying on the grass, and asked coldly, "Feeling good?"
"Hee hee -- you killed Yun Kunwu, which means you were better than him and now you're begging me for mercy, which shows that I'm better than you."
Ye Anping glanced at her sideways, sighing. "Don't you care about the Heavenly Dao Scroll changing ownership?"
"I don't care. If you can see Xiao Tian, then that's it. Xiao Tian will now have one more person to talk to." Feng Yu Die looked up at the sky. "Master has always told me that I am unique and the most powerful. But after meeting that guy, Yun Kunwu, I realized that I was just a drop in the ocean, nothing special. It's normal that you can also see Xiao Tian."
"I'm glad you can get over it."
Ye Anping stood up, patted the grass stuck on his pants, and said, "Get up and give me your hand."
"Huh?" Feng Yu Die frowned and stood up, crossing her arms defensively. "What for? Do you want to trick me? I'm telling you now, don't think that just because you're smart, you can be lawless! I'll cut you like tofu."
"It's okay, it's okay, I just want to return the Heavenly Dao Scroll to you."
"Oh~~" Feng Yu Die nodded and stretched out her hand. "How are we doing this?"
Ye Anping looked at the sword that Feng Yu Die had placed aside, sighed slightly, wrapped her hand tightly in his, and then turned to look at Xiao Tian. "Xiao Tian, do it."
Xiao Tian tilted her head, not knowing if their relationship had gotten better or worse, but looking at the two holding hands, she was relieved.
Smiling, she took the Heavenly Dao Scroll out of her four-dimensional skirt and opened the first page.
With a light wave of her small hand, a golden light slowly brushed across the scroll.
On the first page, next to the words "Ye Anping" written in cursive, the name "Feng Yu Die" was also added.
However, the name "Ye Anping" did not disappear.
It looked more like a marriage certificate.
Xiao Tian nodded with satisfaction and put the scroll back into her little skirt. "It's done!"
Ye Anping was puzzled. "It's that simple?"
"It's just a name change, and you and I are willing to do it, so of course it's simple." Xiao Tian explained. "Last time, Yun Kunwu tried to take it by force, that's why it was troublesome. But since you guys were both willing, and I also like you two, it's easy to change the name."
"We were both willing? Show it to me."
Xiao Tian shrunk back and flew inside Feng Yu Die's head without responding, waving her hand at Ye Anping. "Anping, I'm tired. I'll show you another day."
Seeing her like this, Ye Anping guessed that this little rascal probably put his and Feng Yu Die's name together, but it didn't matter anyway, so he let it go.
After a pause, he took out the scroll from the Dragon House that contained the first volume of the Black Moon Routine and handed it to Feng Yu Die. "Here, one of the promised rewards, the Black Moon Routine."
Feng Yu Die looked at the scroll, took it with both hands and only said, "Hmm."
"What? You don't mind it anymore? Didn't you say before that I might as well give you spirit stones?"
Feng Yu Die pouted, looked at Ye Anping, and replied, "Although in my heart I still want spirit stones or a kiss from Sister Pei, since you specifically gave me a cultivation method, that must mean this method is important, right?"
"... It's very important to you. Take it and practice hard. This is just the first fragment. After I get a new fragment, I will give it to you."
Feng Yu Die squinted and smiled. "Great!"
"Go back to the house and pack up. I'll wait for you at the entrance of the Cloud Wine Mansion. In a few days, another bout of cold weather will come over the Southern Region, so it's best if we leave sooner."
Ye Anping sighed as he turned and walked out of the garden, feeling inexplicably relieved. But when he reached the gate, Feng Yu Die came up with the scroll in her arms and stopped him. "Young Master Ye, wait a moment..."
"What is it?"
"... Is it necessary to have a bird to have a baby?"
Ye Anping blinked blankly and stood frozen for a while before answering.
"... Yes."
"Then, in the future, when Sister Pei and I want to have a baby, can you lend us your bird?"
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Ye Anping's eyes widened in a rare moment of shock, and he sternly reprimanded. "Get lost and go pack your things!!"
Feng Yu Die stiffened at his roar, and seeing Ye Anping turn around and leave, she pouted and complained. "... If you don't want to lend it, then don't lend it. Why are you so mean... Hmph, stingy guy."
Ye Anping clenched his teeth and didn't say anything. He thought it would be better to hurry back and let Xiao Yunluo teach Feng Yu Die about the 'bird'.
"Hey -- how come it feels like I'm her father? And why do I have to worry about this kind of thing? Tsk, how did Master Taixu teach her?"